53rd base

Having sex on fire

"My girlfriend and I were on fire and we knew we were going to die so we decided to at least give 53rd base a try so we could die with dignity."
P.S. "I do not know how I am telling this story right now."

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52nd Base

Having sex with fire

(Doing fire up the ass gets you bonus points)

Mr. Pill: I'm never going to 52nd base again

Mr. Tool: Why?

Mr. Pill: It burns

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