Niglargium Steporosis

Though not fatal to the host, it tends to make the person more violent and makes them harm others (mainly the opposite gender) more often. Because of this disease, they tend to be more likely to end up in jail (even as teenagers), more likely to claim that they are victims and also end up blaming those who don’t have it for their problems

Steve: Woah, why is that guys skin a different color than ours?

Carl: He’s got Niglargium Steporosis.

Steve: Oh! That explains everything!

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High School Crush

When your piles of homework from late night studying collapse on you, preventing you from breathing and suffocating you on the spot before you could say your last words.

Mom: honey? Did you fall asleep studying aga- OH MY GOD! NOT THE HIGH SCHOOL CRUSHER! HE WAS SO YOUNG!

Dad: at least he died with a raging boner.

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