Zookini

A bikini that one wears to the zoo, possible of animal print design.

"Look mother, she's wearing a Zookini, but it's below freezing!"

Maskhole

A person that wears their mask incorrectly. Either on another body part, not on the face, or with their mouth or nose showing.

"You can see his nostrils, he's such a Maskhole!"

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Jasing on a willi-ams

Taking a long shit whilst hovering over someone else’s dick

I was having the funniest conversation whilst Jasing on a Willi-ams the other day.

Cocksporran

A sporran (a piece of traditional Scottish dress) that has a bird nesting in it.

"Well it's clear to see, that's a cocksporran, without the bird it's just a Scottish man's purse."