Broomer

Someone who brooms away the mess created by groomers. Your under-appreciated dad or buddy growing up who knows that you are attracted to women and criticizes you for developing a persona that would cause your dream girl to ultimately reject you for a stronger male persona. All straight men get broomed from time to time but many refuse to admit it out of the fear of appearing weak.

My buddy was mad that I was being a broomer, but I know he'll thank me later when he gets his dream girl and deletes all the groomers on his contact list holding him down.

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Heterosity

Curiosity about dating for mating, flows in two directions, always results in at least triplets when done correctly.

Elon Musk's heterosity has resulted in triplets, twins, ten overall children and plans to make humanity and interstellar species.

Posh Ghosted

When someone texts you back with excitement but then immediately ghosts you forever with no provocation in order to boost their ego

Example:
Person 1: Hi
Person 2: Hey!
Person 1: So how is Quebec?
...................................Dialogue Ended...
Person 1 thoughts: Damn I got posh ghosted