McAfee

An "antivirus" program that is used to fuck with the minds of all grandmothers and ruin the important documents you have in the background that you haven't saved yet. It is specifically designed to update when you are writing a last minute essay for school. Its other features include but are not limited to:
Being impossible to delete on your grandmother's pc.
Slows your potato pc until it crashes.
Melting your cpu into a liquid.

Imagine you are in your living room and your mom comes in there freaking out.
MOM: *screams*
YOU: "WHAT?"
MOM: "YOUR LAPTOP IS ON FIRE!"

YOU: "GOD DAMN MCAFEE"