SVG

An unstable syndrome that is both dangerous and deadly. Catching a case of SVG is hazardous to your health. Side effects may include:

Vomiting, lack of commitment, vertigo, heighten sexual prowess, unexplainable lesions, itching, confusion, general lack of interest, spontaneous combustion, migraines, and a highly addictive urge to sing emo rock songs have been know to occur. Liver failure, weight fluctuation, and profuse sweating have been proven in male case studies.

Consult with your physician if prolong exposure is planned.

: dude, I haven't seen you in a month, how've you been?

: not so good, I caught a case of the SVG.

:man, I had that last year, how's the rash?

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