yarn crawl

To tour/visit/salivate over a city's local yarn shops for extreme fiber enthusiasts.

"My BFF and I are going to Boston to do a yarn crawl. I just finished knitting a sweater and am jonesing for new yarn."

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sleaze bucket

A repugnant person; a serious low-life.

So, I went out on a blind date with this gorgeous guy but he turned out to be a sleaze bucket. He wanted me to sex him up in the ladies' room!

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fiberazzi

1. An artist (group of artists) who works with fibers spun out of various materials (wool, silk, corn, bamboo, acrylic, Alpaca, cashmere, Bison, even dog fur).

2. Someone who knits/crochets/spins/weaves with various yarns made from different fibers.

3. A person (persons) who goes ga-ga over every ply, color and type of yarn.

1. When we entered our local yarn store, all the crazed fiberazzi had already stripped it of the best yarns.

2. He can knit, crochet and weave which makes him a true fiberazzi.