i calp

Gang slang for “I’m a dumb pussy and like cock in my butt” if you use it in past tense though it means “I had it in the butt and can fit an entire cat in mine”

“Yo ni**a i Calp. What’s it to ya?” Or “hey girl it’s fine I’ve calped I know how it feels”

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Toot ‘n’ scoot

When you place your butt on your sex partners chest, release the shit inside of it then scoot down there torso smearing it in. Once you have reached your partners stomach you bounce up and down until they either throw up, shit them selves, or die.

Jessie was being bad so I gave her the old toot ‘n’ scoot

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