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Monique

The sexiest chalupa to ever moonfire spam a black man's home. An orgasmic, seductive mudkip who walks the planes of Chuck E. Cheese. Also head master of the Super Sayan Satanists, no nyugas gon' be tryin to cap this crackalord. And the heavens shall tremble upon the holy waking of the master. No soul will remain unharmed, all virgins will be harvested into the crucible of eternity.

All the crips be mad
All the bloods be sad
If public masturbation were legal I'd be glad
Who is on the roof, it might be Tadd
A lot of people in China have no dad
wearin a shirt, which is fairly plaid.
If Monique weren't here life would be bad.

by QQcumber April 26, 2012

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