retardofascism

A political system which develops under conditions where ignorance trumps knowledge and power is achieved by appealing to the lowest common denominator. Similar to idiocracy, but without any good parties.

With the decline of decent public education and the rise of Glenn Beck, the USA declined into a state of retardofascism.

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snivelry

The utterance of one who snivels.

In the television series Rome, Caesar tells Marc Antony that Posca wants to accept the truce with Pompey. "In return for what?" Antony asks. "Peace is its own reward," Posca says, to which Antony replies "Snivelry! The ram has touched the wall. No mercy."

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zuckerborg

A collective name for Facebook users, especially those that seem to think that they can't communicate with you unless you are "on Facebook". (Combination of Mark Zuckerberg, Facebook founder, and the Borg collective from Star Trek: The Next Generation).

Q: "Are you on Facebook?"
A: "No, I refuse to be assimilated by the zuckerborg."

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jewdonym

A pseudonym, stage name, or nom de plume meant to obscure one's Jewish heritage.

Jon Stewart: jewdonym of Jon Leibowitz
Natalie Portman: jewdonym of Natalie Hershlag
Jason Alexander: jewdonym of Jason Greenspan
Woody Allen: jewdonym of Allen Stewart Konigsberg
Paul Stanley: jewdonym of Stanley Eisen