Matthew

Pudgy, often very short and tends to use a weird language. He loves to crawl and stab you with a fork. He has a strange addiction to friends and forts. His friends and everyone also thinks he is gay but won’t come out. Shugi needs to stop taking gay. Ex: My foot is going to go in your ass and come out your penis then I’m going to scratch the inside of your ball sack with my curly Guatemalan yellow toe nails shaped like a cats.

Matthew is coming for you.

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