Catamination

Catamination occurs when a cat contaminates an item of food or a beverage intended for people by attempting to consume, or shedding fur on said item.

Widespread catamination occurred in the kitchen after the cat stuck his head in every glass on the table.

Creaker

A fart that eerily sounds like a door opening in a haunted house.

Walter just let loose a wicked creaker. I thought a ghost was gonna fly out of his ass.

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