Porch Monkey

Someone whom sits around in their thong or wife-beater monkeying around all day in the hot sun. Also another version of the termonology is: a person whom looks like a monkey and smells like one too, hanging around all day on their porch doing nothing with " my sister".

Autumn says to Sunny: " I'm a monkey, and I'm on our porch, I must be a Porch Monkey!"

GANG SIGNS IN YOUR FACE!

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