nilf

Nanny I'd like to fuck.

see also NILN

Can you believe that gal the Beckham's hired to watch their kids?

Oh Pair, what a NILF!

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JFPTT

"Jesus Fucking Phantom Taco Truck!" -- exclamation
What we say when we go to get a taco from a taco truck we heard about, but it's gone! So we go way up the street and get a dependable Italian sub instead, and then when we get back to our desk our co-workers are all like "Email server is down!!"

Fifteen minutes! Seriously!??

A totally specific alternative to JFC or JFT

JFPTT! All I wanted was a taco!

toester strudel

When a man ejaculates on a girls toes and sucks her toes after

Girl: I want you to make me a toester strudel
Guy: I’ve got the icing so lemme see those toes girl

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