JFPTT

"Jesus Fucking Phantom Taco Truck!" -- exclamation
What we say when we go to get a taco from a taco truck we heard about, but it's gone! So we go way up the street and get a dependable Italian sub instead, and then when we get back to our desk our co-workers are all like "Email server is down!!"

Fifteen minutes! Seriously!??

A totally specific alternative to JFC or JFT

JFPTT! All I wanted was a taco!