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The act of rolling up all the windows of your car to contain blaring rock n' roll music. Gets its name from the similar act of hotboxing your car to contain marijuana smoke.
Guy 1: Dude, pop in the Zeppelin CD.
Guy 2: Better rockbox the car to get the maximum effect.
(Both roll up their windows furiously)
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The juggernaut is also known as the baddest muthafucka in the world. He makes custom made suits, has a dick so long has to keep it in his boots, has a prestigious X-rated film career, spent 30 years in Guantanamo Bay, and can basically slap the shit out of any bitch that crosses him.
All in all, he's just the Juggernaut. Bitch.
"Oh, it's the Juggernaut, bitch!! Do ya know who the fuck I am?"
"I thought Juggernaut was the baddest muthafucka in the world"
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A fairly funny comedian who's humour can sometimes be very disturbingly close to the listener's thoughts about society. He has had several comedy albums and a few tv specials, but unfortunately has a rather lackluster film career. Lots of people love him, but everybody hates his worshipping audience, who seem to laugh at the least funny statements, mostly because it is made of 90% women who just want to have sex with him.
"I wanna fuck Dane Cook!" -any girl from age 15 to 30.
"That Dane Cook is a silly bitch.
"This fucking audience is getting on my nerves. -anyone listening to a Dane Cook album
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South Park's hilarious send-up of bullshit fictional hacking in movies.
Kyle Broflowski can't log onto a message board, but is able to break through the access code by "rewriting the encryptions". He achieves this by typing furiously until the screen reads "Access Granted".
Kyle: Dammit, they've got an access code! I'll rewrite the encryptions!
(types furiously for 5 seconds)
Got it!
(Cartman and Stan look at him incredulously)
An american model with amazing DDD breasts. Unortunately that's about all this "actress" has going for her.
Bro: That movie sucked, but did you see that chick with the huge rack?
Me: Yeah dude, that's Diora Baird. She's a supporting actress.
Bro: In what movie?
Me: In every movie.
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What you get when a girl from Iceland and a guy from Cuba have children.
"You get a guy from Cuba, a woman from Iceland: little Ice Cubes!" -Russell Peters
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