Crapsidosis

If something is mildly bad, or inversely, is amazing.

A cellular process of replicating foreign genetic material or the destruction of telomeres.

A. Dude, I aced that bio quiz, I was total crapsidosis.

B. Tell your telomeres to stay on the nucleotide, or else the carcinoid of crapsidosis will occur.

Epiphony

When you make an often-times vague or clichéd client that seems deep on the outside, but offers little intellectual or philosophical use. A portmanteau on the words "phony" and "epiphany."

Jake totally had an epiphony linking consciousness and reality, but he then realized it works only in limited situations.

Pupdate

An update on your pupper or doggo.

Did you see George just got a new puppy? I sure would like him to give me pupdates on her condition.

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