Hoedometer

Main Entry: hoedom·e·ter
Pronunciation: hoe-'dä-me-ter
Function: noun

: an instrument for measuring a person's sexual encounters(as by intercourse)

You better use a condom; she has several miles on her hoedometer.

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g-tard

Someone that lives in or is from Girard, Kansas.

When I was in high school I partied with a bunch of g-tards.

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