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you fart out of ur fucking pussy!
I queefed in my friends mouth
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Often played by men at sports socials, the lizard wrestle or lizard fight consists of two naked men on their knees facing each other with a belt binding them at the neck. The winner must pull their opponent across a line. Gin drinking is optional but recommended.
That lizard wrestle last night was hilarious; the sound of his cock hitting his stomach rang through the corridors.
The correct pronunciation of Microwave. Everyone is a fool for saying it differently.
What have you got for dinner tonight? Oh, just a micro-wah-vey meal.
Did you know that Wetherspoons uses meecro-wah-veys?