queef

Pronunciation

/ka-wee-f/

Verb
1. To fart out of a vagina (literal).

2. To make an embarrassing mistake; past tense (queefed).

3. An act of being really stressed out and and/or shook.

Noun
4. A very weird male or female that is usually awkward and embarrassing to be around.

Exclamation
5. Used to express embarrassment.

1. My vagina is so loose I am queefing more often.

2. Oh my gosh I just queefed! I literally forgot my wallet for the third time. Can you give me coin?

3. I am actually queefing. Cardi B’s performance at the Grammy’s is so iconic.

4. Everyone at my computer science class are queefs.

5. *Drops book* queef...

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Hulu and absorb

A variation of Netflix and chill made specifically for kinky individuals that prefer male-to-male and/or female-to-female action.

*Mother calls son*
Mother: What are you up to?
Son: I am really busy. I am about to Hulu and absorb.
Mom: Okay