Disaster Gay

Being gay (or part of lgbt+ community) while also being a mess, whether it be mental, physical, spiritual, social, or a combination

“God my life is just a cluster fuck, I’m a total disaster gay”

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Lack of Vag Syndrome (LVS)

When you haven’t seen a puss puss for a while and you start to yearn.

person 1:*shivers*
person 2: “What’s wrong?”
person 1: “i- i have a real, bad case of Lack of Vag Syndrome (LVS).”
person 2: “aww i’m sorry... hey- if you want too, i’d be willing to show.”

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delfonte

To relax, chill, and smoke marijuana all day

I am so bored. I think I will pull a delfonte today. Delfonte

Simple Lesbian

A often shy and submissive lesbian with low self confidence. Simple lesbians can’t talk to girls themselves, so they just complain about wanting a girlfriend. A simple lesbians often miss signs a girl is flirty with them, since their confidence is so low they feel they could never be loved.

Girl 1: G-god i just, really want a gf...
Girl 2: Oh shush you simple lesbian, just try talking to your crush
Girl 1: No! she’s going to hate me and reject me and never want to talk to me

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yankerspanker

Another word for asshole.

“My boss is such a fucking yankerspanker i swear...”