The use of ambiguous or unclear expressions to mislead and secure social engagements.
He had the misleading user name Longstrokes believing it was better to equivodate than to not date at all.
(a) A redneck heterosexual male given to enhancing his personal appearance by layering flannel, regular ass picking, and stuffing snuff into his lower lip
(b) A closeted homosexual, mountain man/redneck/hillbilly.
When that Jethrosexual walked into the bar, my sphincter tensed up and I could hear the banjos from Deliverance playing in the background.
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A person who adds non-precious gems or glitter to various parts of the body in an attempt to make oneself more visually appealing.
Getting your bajingo vajazzled doesn't make you look hot. It makes you look like a bedazzhole.
the harsh discordant mixture of sounds coming from a woman faking orgasm.
The cockophoney from the apartment next to mine was proof that my neighbor is not the playa he thinks he is.
The fashion violation when a woman's labia can be seen through her pants thereby creating camel toe.
Her taux pas at the party last night was unforgivable. I haven't seen that much laffy taffy since the carnival was in town.
A woman who is so grossly overdone that she looks like man trying to be a woman.
Christina Aguillera looked like a tranwreck on last night's The Voice.
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