Jethrosexual

Someone who embodies the timeless styling made famous by the band Jethro Tull in an overtly sexual manner. Usually seen wearing knee high moccasins, long hair, tight pants, tight striped pants, etc. while playing flute in the park.

Hey, check out that jethrosexual with lace up knee high moccasins playing flute in the park. He's really got it.

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Jethrosexual

A redneck metrosexual, one whose personal image projects sensitivity, soulfulness, refinement, and a willingness to pay attention to a lady's deepest needs. A blue-stater whose sense of personal style would probably get him beaten up in a typical redneck bar. A strain of southern masculinity which runs counter to the NASCAR-watching, Jack Daniels-swilling, wife-beating, trailer park-living stereotype.

Those guys in Lady Antebellum are a couple of Jethrosexuals.
If the Bee Gees had a little twang, they'd be superb Jethrosexuals.

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jethrosexual

(a) A redneck heterosexual male given to enhancing his personal appearance by layering flannel, regular ass picking, and stuffing snuff into his lower lip
(b) A closeted homosexual, mountain man/redneck/hillbilly.

When that Jethrosexual walked into the bar, my sphincter tensed up and I could hear the banjos from Deliverance playing in the background.

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Jethrosexual

A sexuality accompanied by an ultra masculine figure that tends to be mistaken as borderline gay but is actually asserting his dominance over his more feminine beta friends.

Jethro is so Jethrosexual, an orgy of 4 girls and 2 guys doesn't make him flinch.