post-piss bliss

That amazing feeling you experience after you have had to pee for an incredibly long time, and you finally get to the bathroom. The euphoria lasts for a solid three hours or so, depending on how long you've had to pee.

Girl 1: Damnit sam I really need to pee.
Girl 2: Too bad the nearest bathroom is an hour away!
(one hour later)
Girl 1: OH MY GOODNESS I'M EUPHORIC!
Girl 2: Are you experiencing post-piss bliss?
Girl 1: You bet your tits I am!

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fatasse

The proper way of saying fat ass. It looks and sounds fancy and it's less offensive.

It is pronounced "fuh tass"

(after eating two bags of chips and a can of dip)
Girl 1: Damn girl you ate a lot! You fat ass!
Girl 2: I prefer fatasse.

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