Middle Village

A neighborhood in the borough of Queens, NY. Yeah, it has annoying punk kids but at least they have personalities and some kind of balls compared to puss* LI kids. Of course the dumb guidos and loud mouth guido bitch*s that think they are so tough as they borrow mommy and daddy's car and cash can be a hassle but entertaining at the same time.

It is diverse and a nice community once you get past that and has the best park in Queens with the nicest view of NYC.

Typical Guido bitc* from Middle Village: I'm an Italian princess!!! I got my tan acrylic nails glued on and now I need to get my blonde highlights over my black hair for the summer.

Typical Guido: yeah yeah.

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Valley Stream

A suburb on the South shore of the toxic Long Island. A town that thinks it is diverse because there are black and Indian people but it's not. White people are afraid of it because it is no longer dominated by them. The ones left behind are racist wannabe Italians but they are watered down Americans with no culture other than overeating fast food and driving around in their Toyotas.

The kids are as puss* as they come. The adults complain about gangs...what gangs? This isn't Bushwick bitc*es it is puss* Valley Stream. The kids have no personalities and are out of shape.

The people here are mostly white trash but think because they have houses that are only worth about $230-350,000 tops as of today that they are not. They think they are better than the boroughs but they are not at all.

Valley stream is entirely run by the Town and worst of all the Incorporated Village whom likes to charge a shi* load of taxes and just give you more rules.

People out here in general the white ones are simple and idiotic and racist and the non-white people are stupid enough to move near them.
Burn this town to the fuck*ng ground.

White person from Valley Stream: Is that a sp*c on my block...omg the nieghborhood is really going to shi*. They drive a $35,000 truck...they must be drug dealers. They rent too? They are poor. Are those blacks too...oh no we have gangs in this area.

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