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The 12th U.S. state.
Despite seeming perfectly good and friendly, it is actually populated entirely by people with daddy and/or mommy issues who have either something to prove or a warrant. The general population is also irrationally afraid of hurricanes and panics every time one might come near.
A swing state, and best known for either the first successful plane from brothers Wilbur and Orville Wright in 1903 or, for some reason, Bojangles. Also the 'first in freedom' from the British. An estimated 10.49 million in population but still tons of room for forests and farmland.
If you adore pine trees, this is the place for you, because you can't go anywhere without seeing them. Just avoid the people with American flags and you'll be fine.
Person 1: Hey, did you know MrBeast is from North Carolina?
Person 2: MrBeast? Where? Oh, right.
Person 1: Did you forget about a whole state?
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The thoughts of every marginalized individual when they look at a person and they're wearing Trump 2020 memorabilia.
Commonly used in situations where something either inconvenient or catastrophic is about to happen, and in joking.
Brown person: Hey, can I pet your dog?
Trump supporter: (turns around) Sure!
Brown person: oh god oh fuck
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