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Should one find themselves having to make the hasty dash from the shower to bedroom, naked, a cock slipper may be used to hide his pork sword. You simply drop the genitalia into front of the slipper and proceed with your journey to your room. Dignity intact.
Shit, this is awkward, I'm naked and i don't have a towel with me. No need to worry, i've got my cock slipper!
Is he... wearing a cock slipper? How crude, we're in a childrens playground!
Liquid Bum Squirt regularly occurs in the older generation should the physically exert themselves for extended periods of time. A mixture of sweat and poo builds up in the arse crack creating a diluted brown stain on his/her shorts. Sometimes can be seen trickling down ones leg.
Guy 1 - Bloody hell have you seen Gregs LBS?
Guy 2 - His wife won't be happy, she'll have to wash his shorts
for the 3rd time this week!
Guy 1 - Yeh, why does he even wear shorts to chess club
anyway?
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A Chincicle is a rare disease causing it's infectee to sprout testicles on his/her - (in some milder forms) chin. Hairy chincicles are a cross breed between someone with testicles on their chin and someone with an abundance of bum fluff.
Whoah, have you seen that guy over there? His chincicles are dangling in his pasta!
To suck ones fart through a straw. Commonly takes place at drunken orgies during foreplay, but occasionly has been known to happen at family parties. Sometimes a residue is left in the straw and vomiting is imminent. Further inhalment ensues in practically eating excrement.
Guy 1 - Hey... what the fuck areyou doing? get that straw out of my ass!
Guy 2 - Chill Grandad, i was just partaking in an act of Gaseous Inhalement.