The lone piece of feces that rises up to the surface of a toilet bowl after one flushes a massive dump.
Reg: Hey whats up Phil!
Phil: Not much. Just took a major crap after lunch; it went above sea level. Amazingly, I flushed it all, but a rebel resisted the flush and resurfaced.
Reg: That cray... happened to me on Taco Night. Damn rebels...
Phil: Yeah, damn rebels...
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