Schrödinger's Vax

Schrodinger's Vax describes the state of workplace limbo in which one's Covid vaccination status has not been explicitly stated, and although fully vaxxed or not, the employee is expected to behave in a manner consistent with the corporate policies of both states of being.

"Corporate's had Rick double-masking in the front office since January, but he's also the only one the bosses are making do those risky in-home consults."

"Weird double-standard. Think he's had his shots? He's had to have...right?"
"I guess, but maybe not really?... Can he be both?"
"Nah, gotta be one or the other, Schrödinger's Vax is just a thought experiment."

Pervade

Electrolyte drink for marathon wank sessions.

That's the fourth well-dressed couple that's knocked on my neighbor's door and introduced themselves before going in. Looks like I get to be camped out below the vent with a bottle of lube and a bottle of Pervade all night again tonight!