Fungy

Short hand slang for fungible.
Something that is tangible, physical, can be perceived in the 3D physical space.

"I made my NFT fungy so I could chuck it on my wall"
"Cash is so fungy, get yourself some crypto"

Gamer vents

A natural evolution for a gamer who sits for prolonged periods entertaining their Twitch chat.
Medically known as 'Pilonidal sinus', this occurs when you're flat on your ass every single day. The body begins to develop sinus', or arguably 'vents' that a gamers butt requires in order to breath properly, like a whale that's been bottom feeding for an age.

That Ninja guy must have mega gamer vents, he's on his ass gaming all day everyday!

PSS

'Piss, shit and spunk'
The 'Number 1', 'Number 2' and 'Number 3'. Yeh that's right, there's a third bro.

Yo I need a Number 3 (PSS) bro, I'm bustin' a nut right now!