Joey

Joey is an otter-like man. He likely has small nipples but a big heart. His mom is a MILF and his big sisters trained him to be kind to women. He might be a firefighter or like an FBI person. He smells like warm fluffies. Otter fluffies to be exact. DO NOT MESS WITH HIM. He has 18 abs which he will wrap around ur head and squeeze until your brain explodes and your last words before death will be “Joey is the man”…

“Isn’t Joey so great. He’s like…super nice….AND HES HOT. so that’s good” - a direct quote from joey number 56789065’s coworkers