Cramalot

A place of storage that is overflowing or crowded with collected items that one may or may not ever use again.
(mostly used in referral to a remote storage building or area)

I need to go to my Cramalot to find some winter clothes but it so full of stuff that it will take me at least an hour to find the right box

E-Jinx

Same word or sentence typed at the same time while two people are chatting online

I got E-Jinxed e-jinxed because my girl & I typed the same sentence at the same time while chatting the other night

O turn

A driving maneuver where one makes a U turn and then changes their mind

I had to make a U turn to go back to the house but then I changed my mind so I made O turn

Fluffed Up

Getting high

I got so fluffed up last night after smoking that weed

Date Bail

Having a bailout plan when going on a blind date in case he or she is not what you expected and you do not want to spend the entire evening with them.

I had my friend call me at at a pre-arranged time when I went out on my blind date to see if I needed a date bail

Human Warehouse

Nursing or retirement home. Any place where people reside in numbers while waiting for the end of life.

I need to go see my grandma at the human warehouse.

Penis Grease

Any kind of low budget alcohol drank out of desperation at a party after all the good booze is gone.

Mark: Any beer left?
Janet: No, but I think there is a couple of bottles of penis grease upstairs in the pantry