Deniyistic

The name given to someone suffering from Denism.

"Why are you so stupid!"

"Hey, don't call him that - he's Deniyistic"

Deniyitus

A disease or illness which affects the brain and mental abilities. It renders those infected in a cave-man like state, and turns them into an extreme light-weight, offering many hours of high quality entertainment.

Doctor: "I'm afraid he's got Deniyitus"

Mama-Deni: "Is that anything like what his brother has"

Doctor: "No, Dinoyism also makes them uncool"

Drop Jopped

When jaw dropping just isn't enough.

Sarah Murdoch's drop jopped, she brought her hand to her mouth, started tearing-up and was left speechless.

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