foodrection

(noun) 1. An erection caused by looking at food.

2. An erection caused by hearing about food.

3. An erection caused by listening to an extremely sexy lady describing food well.

Economics Teacher - "Just picture the warm, gooey, sweet, slippery cheese that broke from inside the quesadilla..."

Jason - "Dude I'm getting a foodrection...."

Meerkat

A person that you don't understand; that makes you feel like you're watching Animal Planet and you don't get what's going on.

A "Meerkat" is an ex girl/boyfriend who broke up with you for no reason, and you dont know anything about them

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Rapetaclificate

(verb) To rape, but in an epic proportion. The rape of all rapes.

Jack-"Dude you just got rapetaclificated!"

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