Going Bear Grylls Style

When using your own cum as lube while masterbating

"I ran out of lotion so I was Going Bear Grylls Style..."

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ten knuckle shuffle

When masterbating or having sex and instead of using one hand, you use two, hence the term "ten knuckle"

Yo, Samantha gave me the best ten knuckle shuffle I've ever had last night!

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Elephant Faced

Picturing an elephant in your mind, having the tusks being your legs and the trunk of the elephant being your penis, letting it all hang out

"Yesterday I went elephant faced all around my house"

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Whittling It Down

Using sandpaper as lube.

Honey, I’m whittling it down! Give me a minute!

suck and duck

while giving a blow job having to duck out of the way of the cumshot

“Jill had to do the ol’ suck and duck to me last night”

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