Sugardick

A man that you can't get enough of.
Once you've had a taste of his sweetness, you become addicted to him.

" I'm looking for my sugardick, Easton. Has anyone seen him?"

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Duck it

A less crass way of the term " fuck it".
used in the exact same context, however perhaps when swearing is not acceptable.

Usually when agreed upon, the other party will respond " quack".

Ryan: " this shit is too hard. Duck it."
Trev: "Quack"

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Fig jam

I term for someone who thinks highly of themselves.

When interpreted, the letters stand for : Fuck I'm good, just ask me

Eg 1- Mike: " I got an A in my test. Fig jam baby!"

Eg 2- Steve: " I can get any girl I want, I just show them my abs and have them crooning"
Jenny: ( rolls her eyes) " Ugh....fig jam much Steve?... Get over yourself.."

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Peter Pan syndrome

Someone who refuses to grow up

I dumped him, he has serious Peter Pan Syndrome...

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McGlitterdick

A man who is pretty amazing, so much so that his penis should be made from glitter to reflect his true shine.
The "Mc" suggests 'you'll be loving it'.

Joe : "Haven't seen Easton around lately, have you?"
Lisa: " No, but then Aly doesn't let her McGlitterdicks out of their restraints often."

cuteafied

A term used when you have been struck by the cuteness of another person.

Their level of cute has damn near killed you.
You find their cuteness endearing and overwhelming...

me : " omg Carolina, I've been cuteafied.."
Carolina: " who is he?"
Me: " that guy Steve at work... He's so damn cute.. Im gonna ask him out.."