internet

invented bye al gore

al gore.,. give it up.

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hellza

see also hella and hecka. nor cal speak for "very"

ive got helza hoes up in here

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Uncle

One more thing! *smacks you over the head with two fingers*

"Magic must defeat magic!" ~ Uncle

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Twinkies

resembles a corn dog without the stick, except in place of the dog, is sweet cream. Hostess....yumm...

:lets go pig out on twinkeis
:burb, already done

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john kerry

Vietnam war hero turned war protester. Senator from Massachusetts, only senator elected 4 times without any PAC special interest money. Fights for the middle class, education and the environment. Organized the first Earth Day in 1970. Chaired Senate subcommittee on Iran-Contra and exposed CIA drug smuggling in 1986. Lead a Senate probe that exposed a Pakistan based bank financing terrorists in 1992.
Ran for President in 2004 and lost to a lying criminal.

John Kerry is a great American.

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Republican

"A person located on the right-wing of the political spectrum, and something that I'm glad I am. Most voted for George W. Bush (or Bush), and helped him win his 2nd term to the Presidency.
Oh yeah, before I forget, Republicans DO NOT only represent the rich; I voted for him and I'm only MIDDLE class. Plus, the majority of the friends I have, including most of the lower class ones, voted for George Bush. Why would they vote Republican and be one if the Grand Old Party only benefitted the wealthy? Exactly...liberal credibility: out the window!
Source: Straight from E-ville, Apr 16, 2005"

You ask, why would middle and lower class people vote for George Bush? Because they are morons.

If you're rich and you vote for a Republican, you're greedy. If you're middle class and you vote for a Republican you're a moron.

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dime

1/10 of an ounce of a drug.

a dime bag o' weed.

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