The Concert Drop

When returning from a concert or sporting event, you drop onto your bed or couch from pure exhaustion late in the light or early in the morning.

Bitch: Dude, last night you scared the shit out of me!
Mike: Wha'd I do?
Bitch: Know how you went to see Sublime last night, well you came in and missed the concert drop on the couch.

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YouTube ASSHOLE

1. stupid assholes on youtube who have accounts and don't upload any videos

2. people on YouTube that sit in front of the webcam on thier monitor and rant about shit that either they no nothing about but have to put their 2 cents in or stupid shit that no one cares about

3. people that re-upload popular videos because their not creative enough to think of their own ideas or their own videos

Examples of YouTube assholes are
1. youtube.com/user/Drusilla
2. youtube.com/user/Loraandlayton
3. youtube.com/user/FocuzzBeatboxer

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Urbandictionary Disease

When all day definitions for UD pop into your head

Guy: Doc, I think I'm sick

Doc: What do you have?

Guy: Urbandictionary disease

Doc: That's bad, smoke some weed

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Facebook Time

The time, usually from 4 to 6 PM when everyone is on Facebook at the sametime

Billy: "Yo, have you seen Starr since we graduated."
Bobby: " It's Facebook time, she probably on right now, look her up."

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