September 6

This is national kiss your crush day.

*kisses crush*
Crush: hey why did you do that
Person: it’s September 6
Crush: oh, okay

September 8th

This is the day where you have to either kiss your crush or your gf or bf. Your choice.

*kisses gf/bf*
Gf/bf/crush: why did you do that.

Person: It’s September 8th dummy