4/26

4/26 is National Anal Day.

My wife hates it that my birthday is 4/26, I tear her ass up for my present because it's National Anal Day!

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FTN

Acronym meaning "Fun Times Navy". Usually found scratched in stall doors, equipment paint, or even painted onto objects using different shades of the same color paint during repeated un-necessary repainting of shipboard equipment. Sailors can hardly hold in their service pride and spread FTN fervently.

Hey, Bob, the Yeoman screwed up my paycheck again for the 3rd time this month and I heard we're getting underway a week early...."
"Man, FTN, Dave!"
"You said it, FTN, Bob! Let's go get shitfaced."

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Totes McGotes

The combination of Totes (totally) plus McGotes (roughly meaning to agree), yielding a phrase with the meaning to "totally agree" with someone, but in a cooler and stranger way. Also can mean that you agree with an activity, as in "I agree" or "I'm in" as a loose use of totally agree.

Eve: I'm going to go chow down on that apple the snake told us about, are you in?
Adam: Totes McGotes! I'm way down for that! Let's go!