Justin Bieber

Some random fag who claims he's 15 but sounds like he's 8. Thinks he's black because Usher signed him. Thinks he's cool because he has a bowl-cut and can do a shitty moonwalk and grab his testicles in his music videos. Stares at random girls in his videos but doesn't actually have a girlfriend. Basically everyone in the music industry outside of Usher knows he's a bag of shit. Generally his songs consist of him repeating one word or phrase over and over until finally someone like Ludacris saves us from musical purgatory.

Justin Bieber: "baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby"

Me: SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Ludacris: "When I was 13..."

Me: "Thank you."

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