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Salsa Verde - a culinary sauce/dressing made of fresh herbs including parsley, mint and basil, among others, garlic, capers and pomace oil. It is a particularly delicious accompaniment to any savoury dish.
In kitchen circles it has been named so in honour of Verne Troyer, who is sadly no longer with us, by way of the loose similarity it has to his name.
Commonly abbreviated to VT by chefs 9who seek entertainment, however abstract, in anything and everything to help them deal with the relentless consequences of their life choices and regret at
having not tried harder at school.
"Mate we're gonna need a double batch of Verney T for tonight"
"Chef, you have that VT recipe nailed. Verney T word be proud."
Water that is readily available to people taking part in a sesh usually involving drink and drugs, for the purpose of preventing those involved becoming ill and ruining the sesh for the other participants. Seshwatz may take the form water in new individual plastic bottles, or more commonly any recepticle filled with water from the nearest available source.
My mouth is dry as fuck. Anyone got any seshwatz?
Someone pass me that seshwatz. I feel like I'm gonna pass out.
A very large shit which either passes slowly and reluctantly or very quickly thereby causing a rapid and/or wide expansion of the anus.
I've not had a crap for 36 hours. The next one is gonna be a ringbuster.
For a person to engage in the very excessive consumption of a variety of intoxicating substances such as alcohol, MDMA and cocaine, among others, within a short time period and, invariably, to the detriment of an individuals normal daily routine and responsibilities the following day.
"Dude, last night was off the wall. I didn't mean to get right on it but didn't go to bed till 7am and was 2 hours late for work."
"Hahaha, bro.... you look like shit. Got right on it again last night, didn't you?"
A bread product, in particular a demi-baguette, usually cut open lengthways and served with a choice of uninspiring fillings such as egg mayo, tuna mayo and cheese & tomato.
The common schwag is usually mass-produced and sold in a partially-baked and frozen form as a cheap and convenient profit-making solution for takeaway / short-order food outlets, and those with a captive market such as pretentious cafés at tourist hotspots.
Schwags are usually purchased by hangry and desperate people who've found themselves with no alternative at the time.
"I'm starving. I'm gonna go grab a quick schwag before I pass out"
"That new cafe on the beach is a joke. Have you seen how much they want for a tuna schwag?"
Cocaine. An ambiguous substitute word to use instead of naming the substance and drawing unwanted attention when discussing coke in public, within earshot of others, or by phone/text message messaging apps.
"Hi mate how's it going? Just wondering if you got bosh tonight. It's gonna be a good one"
"Dude, that's some good bosh"
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Taking a shit outside, or anywhere other than within the confines of a civilised facility.
After that double McD I was busting for a shit so I had to rogue unload on the walk home.