FRANGERS

You know these people, but you really don't. They are the quintessential "friends of friends" and you know they go by "RuRu," "Big B," or "Jersey Mike." You see these cats every Thursday for Ladies Night and you're even friends on Facebook. Alas, you know nothing else.

Did you know that RuRu's name is actually Rochelle? Did you know that Big B is a washed out cage fighter and he hit the bottle hard...probably because his real name is Belvin (shudder). Yeah, and Jersey Mike? Everybody knows he's not from New Jersey. Whatever.

Your friend: Dude, what did you do last night?
You: Went to Howl at the Moon with Jody and some frangers.

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