OMFG

It means "Oh My Fuckin' God!" It's a cybernetic and instant messaging word, it's a modification of OMG (Oh My God).

Justin: Man, my grandma died!
Alex: Really!? OMFG!

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1337 o' clock

1337 o' clock (Leet o' clock) is the term gamers use to describe 13:37h (1:37 PM).
It is also known as:
• L33t 0' c105k
• 1337h / L33th / Leeth
• 1337 0' c0ck(xx)
• L337 0' c10ckz

Three friends are playing Counter-Strike.

|MR| St0n3d~K1ng: y0 N1GguH wi R p14iyn tis sh1t f00 h0urz! wut t1em iz it?
|MR| Konane's GF: iz l33t 0' c0ck--clock.
{p47-is-gay-clan} Dark=): what do you mean? thirteen thirty seven?

|MR| Konane's GF: LOLL U F41L 4 T3H LULZ!11!!!1ONE!1
{p47-is-gay-clan} Dark=): what's wrong? =(
|MR| St0n3d~K1ng: fucka evah heard of l33t-spe4kz? 1337 o' clock = 13:37h ..-_-~
{p47-is-gay-clan} Dark=): could you say that in PM/AM?
|MR| Konane's GF: D4MN AM3R1C4NN!

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Brixton

A place in England for black people.If you are white,and go there,you'll get shot.

White guy 1 : Ah,I don't have legs anymore!
White guy 2 : Oh,seems like you went to war...
White guy 1 : No,duchebag.I went to Brixton!
White guy 2 : Are you crazy?!

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CS2D

CS2D is a short for Counter-Strike 2D that is a 2D clone of the most famous FPS game: Counter-Strike.

But note the CS2D is made by Unreal Software and CS (original) is made by Valve Software. These software creators aren't afilliated.

You can download it CS2D.com - it's free, doesn't need any CD, it's 'light' (ultra small size, not even 1 gb!) - download is 2-4 minutes in maximum! For Linux, Windows XP/Vista/7 and Intel MacOS X. 100% No spyware or malware (virus, trojans, etc). TESTED.

John Lazlo: Let's play CS2D!
Kevin Fredin: I don't have the disk...
John Lazlo: Dude, I mean Counter-Strike, but 2D!

-<->-<->-

John L.: I'm gonna pwn you lil' Kev!
Kevin F.: I have beaten you at de_cs2d, de_dust, cs_office, now what?
John L.: Go to Map Editor and build a Construction map!
Kevin F.: Nice! Good idea.

-<->-<->-

Kevin F.: Ahah, your "con_destructo_v1.1" sucks!
John L.: Oh yeah?
*John The MaxNaz RPG Laucher KevKevin The Slennin*

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b2b

Short for back to back.

1) Two DJs playing together. While one DJ is spinning a record, the other one is picking a new track. As they normally store their records behind them this usually makes the DJs face backwards on each other.

2) Business to business - there are two parties involved in financial or business transactions, traditionally sales of goods or services.

1) "The DJs at Intents Festival were amazing, especially Adaro b2b with Ran-D!"
2) "The local shop does business in b2b markets."

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Eargasm

Eargasm is a the sensation that people get when listening to a really nice tune, especially those whose beats go higher and higher...

This term is derided from Orgasm.

@ IRC
<Admin>: im bored...
<rodm3d>: listen to this: Binary Finary & Trent McDermott - Freedom Seekers (Arctic Moon Remix)

>Admin is AFK

*6 minutes later*

<Admin>: shit
<rodm3d>: what's wrong?
<Admin>: I got an eargasm at 1:45 I can't take it any longer!
<rodm3d>: good. now give me admin rights.

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