Pedo Stache

As the name implies, the phrase Pedo Stache, short for 'Pedophile" Mustache, is a small, patchy "mustache" that makes it's owner look like a Pedophile.

Johnny Anderson: "Logan Bagby and Ty Covey both have pedo staches!"

Pedo Stache

A pedo stache is a small thin “mustache” that make any man measurably less attractive.

Johnny: “Yo, did you see Ty’s gay little pedo stache?”
Logan: “Yeah, I might fuck around a get one, myself!”

TBK

TBK stands for, "That Bitch Kayla." Because holy shit, Kayla sucks.

Sam: Did you hear what Kayla said?

Tom: What this time...?

Same: TBK said, "..."

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Foot Girl

Foot Girl describes women who love giving out foot jobs. These women are often have basic white girl names, such as, “Kristy.” Feet girls often drive eco boosts with the very same feet that are used to pleasure a man.

Sam: “I think that foot girl is very attractive, and I strive to discover how her lips taste!”
Luke: “Okay, bro.”