Munge

A Northern British Slang for the Beef Curtains. It’s also slang for gonorrhoea

Yeah I fucked Becky’s munge because she’s reeces mum but then I got munge );

Ding Dong Postbox

The act of knocking on a Syrian immigrants door and shitting through the hole in their burka

I ding dong postboxed ms hosseini last night the cheeky slag