Ham Bap

A delicious ham bap with copious amounts of butter on that you buy in the City Arms Pub. They make everything so much better and cure even the worst of hangovers.

My wife just left me, the only thing that will make me feel better is a cheeky Ham Bap.

Someones just asked me to eat ass again - someone get me a ham bap stat.

Noot noot Davies

A small but fierce individual from deep in the mountains. Someone who exclaims ‘noot noot’ when in distress. A strange but curious creature. Loved by all.

Omg wow, did you see taskmaster last night? That alex hourne is such a noot noot davies