Social Moth

Similar to a "social butterfly" in that it isn't. A person who:

1) Gollum-like; Scrupulously follows you or the limelight wherever it shines;

2) Is an irritant;

3) You can’t get out of your house no matter how hard you try;

4) Sometimes wears your clothes out;

5) Naturally offends tastes;

6) Thinks they're a social butterfly.

"Dude, I've made a huge mistake. My new girlfriend is a real social moth... Got any advice on dumping her gently?"

"Nope. You're boned."

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