grand penis

We like to think of this type of penis as either a:
1. Penis that ranges from 20-50 ft.
2. A woman that has a penis.
3. A king's or other royal person's dick.

My king, you have such a grand penis.

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Despacito 2

When you dick gets big, and you want to listen to some music to calm it down, you listen to this.

Hey Johnny Johnny, want to listen to some Despacito 2 because you dick looks too big.

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