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Fuck

Fuck, commonly know as(Farkwitts Ulcer Cuntosis Kreamdosis) is a disease that has spread in 2090, ever since Mars was inhabited by humans, many extraterristerial creatures have been found by the Mars Society For Research and Technology, until they found the rare Cuntassdosis, where the virus will spread by touching the rare Cuntassdosis.
Cuntassdosis is a rare type of Mars creature, that has also been found by the leader of the Republic Of Mars, Elon Musk.
Fuck is lethal and it cannot be cured.
Its symptoms are:
Suckcockasis
Slitfuctotits
Cronalcockis
and Diccockis.
There is, however a medicine to treat Fuck and reduce its symptoms.

Oh shit, hes Fucked.

by R983 August 16, 2022


School

School is what i call, waste of your fucking time, waste of money, and waste of your remaining life
It is a legal conventration camp with a built in cafeteria.
Basically Auschwitz.
Call it whatever you want, Hell, Nazi Germany, prisons, concentration camps, being black in the Confederacy.

Person 1:School is bullshit.
Person 2:Yes. It is bullshit.

by R983 October 11, 2022


Pornhub

Everyones favorite site, even old men like this site.
And if you hate this site, your missing out on fun

Its a site where most people pull their pants off and have sex, also prepare incognito.

"Ohhh, ohh daddy, fuck me even harder!"
JOHNNY WHY ARE YOU ON PORNHUB AGAIN
I TOLD YOU THAT ITS A SIN

by R983 August 16, 2022

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